27 year old virgin
I’m 27 and I’m a virgin. I’m straight, not religious, not ugly, greasy, chunky… etc. (All the mean or truthful reasons why you actually do or people think are reasons you don’t get laid). I’m just picky.
I hate bad breath, listening to others fart in bed in the morning, listening to ridiculous moans when someone climaxes like in the movies, etc).
But I’ve decided to give myself until the end of October to get my flower popped. I don’t want an STD. Or a baby. (I’ve been on the pill for 10 years).
Where should I find someone to do this dirty deed with that won’t leave me itchy?