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27 year old virgin

I’m 27 and I’m a virgin. I’m straight, not religious, not ugly, greasy, chunky… etc. (All the mean or truthful reasons why you actually do or people think are reasons you don’t get laid). I’m just picky.

I hate bad breath, listening to others fart in bed in the morning, listening to ridiculous moans when someone climaxes like in the movies, etc).

But I’ve decided to give myself until the end of October to get my flower popped. I don’t want an STD. Or a baby. (I’ve been on the pill for 10 years).

Where should I find someone to do this dirty deed with that won’t leave me itchy?

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  1. I think its awesome youre still a virgin… dont understand why you’d want to give something so special to some random dick?! Trust me all us girls did and regret it! Hold out and wait til you find someone special enough or til your married….

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    • Agreed. Don’t just give it to a random. Find someone you really like. Date that person. If he earns it give it. If not, walk away.

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    • no virgin would ever post such a crass and fat-shaming description of what they ‘are not’. This is a man’s post. Troll

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    • Amanda Mae Amanda Mae says:

      Why is sex a bargaining chip? How ridiculous. It’s just sex.. Do whatever you want. It shouldn’t be held on some stupid pedestal.

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    • DolceNana Reynolds chunky is fat shaming? I don’t think so.

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    • Laura Campanella it obviously is not meant as a term of something desirable, since she puts it together with “greasy” and “ugly”. So, chunky, evidently is gross enough to stop meant from having found her attractive. To me, that’s an example of fat shaming.

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    • Inga Stotz Inga Stotz says:

      Laura Campanella are you for real? Do you REALLY think ‘chunky’ in the context of that post is FLATTERING? Good grief!!!

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    • Shawna Perez Shawna Perez says:

      Don’t save sex for marriage. If your hubby is bad in bed it will absolutely ruin your marriage.

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    • Inga Stotz I’m chunky and I am not insulted by that term and I know all about fat shaming, I was once 250 lbs. Maybe you should turn the sensitive down a bit and stop getting offended by everything, especially when it isn’t directed to you.

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    • Laura Campanella take our own advice and quit overcompensating for your own insecurities. The poster DID mean it negatively, whether you like that idea or not. I have absolutely zero interest in what you think or what you feel. This is a public forum and everyone has the right to say what they think. Move on

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  2. you waited this long, id wait for mr. right.

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  3. If you don’t like the sound of moaning and “climaxes”, you are going to hate sex. Keep waiting.

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  4. Lol I guess those are valid concerns, everyone has their standards. As a female I don’t think it would be hard for you to find a guy, especially online. Just be safe and maybe ask for a recent test result if it worries you that much.

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  5. I think this lovely troll should wait for the right troll to take it

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  6. Tammy Hall Tammy Hall says:

    It’s awesome your still a virgin I say wait till your married I an’t and well I did regret it but got to move on from mistakes save it till your married there’s a guy out there for you

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  7. Nellie Noble Nellie Noble says:

    It sounds like you need plenty of fish.

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  8. Joan Warren Joan Warren says:

    Ridiculous post you need fb to find someone for sex so im sure there is someone here that will volunteer for job. If its true your virgin why all of a sudden would you just have sex with anyone . Sounds more like a post for attention .

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  9. You don’t like listening to farting in bed, you’ll never lose it then real men drop bangers, fuck I farted in my wife’s arse crack while giving her a back rub.

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  10. Brett Lahey Brett Lahey says:

    Gotta control all that crazy with hormones

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  11. Go socialize with people on Whyte Ave at clubs / sport lounge etc.. and u will find a guy that is single and u if u don’t drink alcohol, u can order non-alcoholic drink

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  12. Ruth Eifert Ruth Eifert says:

    :O get a vibrator! It doesn’t fart and it certainly won’t moan roflmao. But hell, listening to your partner moan is half the fun!!!

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  13. Do not go online girl!!!! Date someone great! If he earns it, by respective you and treating you great then give it. If not, walk away woman!

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  14. Sell it!!!!!!!!!!. Girls have paid for houses and things by selling their v card.

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  15. Glenda GM Glenda GM says:

    Wait until you are married. You won’t regret it

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  16. No true virgin would publicly post it and speak of something they have treasured as ‘popping the flower’, nor would they be using the description of not being ‘greasy, ugly or chunky. This actually sounds like some guy’s post who is looking for a ‘titillating conversation’ to get off. The first sentence is way too crass for someone who reportedly valued themselves enough to hold off.

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  17. Kalon Taron Kalon Taron says:

    Corey Woodcock think you could help this girl out

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  18. Tara Boucher Tara Boucher says:

    Don’t do it!!!!! Omg!

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  19. I used to be a virgin

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  20. Jocelyn Bear Jocelyn Bear says:

    Wait for the right guy since you’ve waited this long. He’ll be sure to make YOU moan ridiculously loud and trust me- you WONT hate it lol. You’ll regret it by giving yourself a deadline. Only men who value you make sure it’s a completely blissful experience.

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  21. Both control for 10years and a virgin

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  22. Hey why do you have to be on the pill being a virgin? Babies don’t come thru osmosis..

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  23. Jaime Sharon Jaime Sharon says:

    Birth control is for more than birth control

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  24. Wow it’s so nice you think fat ugly people can’t get laid. Your a nut job.
    Also what the hell are you on the pill for if you never planned on having sex and honey all guys at in bed

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  25. And the self respect metered just plummented. 🙁 is there nothing sacred anymore or is everything fair game on social media?

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  26. Diane Peters Diane Peters says:

    You need to examine why you feel so negatively towards sex before you even think of engaging in it.

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  27. Win Chan Win Chan says:

    Craigslist. You’ll definitely find some weirdo on there.

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  28. Win Chan Win Chan says:

    If you don’t like a guy farting in bed, next time one does it, fart in his mouth.

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  29. What a load of shit this post is lol.

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  30. No self respect at all with some people anymore. Or pride.

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  31. Liz Dubray Liz Dubray says:

    Saying you’re a virgin is like baiting people for sex. Your pretty much the same as a prostitute. You lure them in except you give it up for free. Everyone wants to be with a virgin. So publicizing that is basically putting out your ad. Just my opinion.

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  32. Shawna Perez Shawna Perez says:

    You can easily find a willing participant on Plenty of Fish and use condoms! Have fun!! 😉

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  33. Amanda Boal Amanda Boal says:

    I started reading this and thought good for you! Then continued and thought who takes ads out on losing your virginity! SMOKE another one !!

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  34. JP Joliett JP Joliett says:

    Absolute bullshit posted by an attention-seeking male troll. No other explanation for this drivel

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  35. Jason Ellard Jason Ellard says:

    Sell it to the highest bidder!!!

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  36. Dre Costello Dre Costello says:

    Youre not a virgin

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  37. Aly Kaba Aly Kaba says:

    “I’m 27 and I’m a virgin. I’m straight.”
    “I’m just picky.”

    “But I’ve decided to give myself until the end of October to get my flower popped.”

    “Where should I find someone to do this dirty deed with that won’t leave me itchy?”

    If you are actually a virgin, wait until you find someone who you care about and that cares about you, otherwise why wait this long just to get your flower popped by a random..

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  38. This has to be a joke right?

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  39. Rye Weskey Rye Weskey says:

    Yeah, like amplifying the spider veins you never wanted.

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  40. Rye Weskey Rye Weskey says:

    https://youtu.be/yAwElfuvCt8

    Oh my oh my, you saucy thing you!

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  41. Nickie Rae Nickie Rae says:

    You know you queef during sex lmao your a fucking moron keep waiting by the way half these internet men have stds I think you should be careful about what your doing. You could get yourself into a bad situation on the internet.

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  42. Sounds to me like you’re ugly on the INSIDE. Prepare to remain a virgin.

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  43. Piahno Haans Piahno Haans says:

    Justine Elysia I can tell it’s you bro.

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  44. Nicole Keats Nicole Keats says:

    Flower popped?
    I hardly think so….

    Ummm you hate the sound of people climaxing? You don’t sound as innocent as you make yourself out to be….

    Listening to Others fart In bed in the morning…. what?!
    after laying side by side all night in straight jackets???

    I don’t get it….
    this post is just annoying
    You sound quite experienced

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  45. Don’t think that you need to lose your virginity just because you are 27. I have known others who wait for the right person, and they said it was worth the wait. However, their main focus was finding a person whom they loved and were loved in return. One of my friends was very very happy about the sex.

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  46. B.O.B. you can buy him as big as you desire, make him go as fast as you desire, he should be fresh from the package….no itchies, no scratchies….no smells, and it sure as hell wont fart in the morning.
    Otherwise, keep you cherry, buy bug spray in case your cherry spoils from lack of pollination and draws fruit flies.
    You clearly are shopping for a dream………..likely to buy a lying nightmare and WOW, on an anonymous posting seek advice? You get what you pay for!

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  47. I’m a virgin too lol

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  48. Maja Black Maja Black says:

    You are so judgmental! You dissed people who have weight in issues, skin problems, and genetic defaults… You are the kind of person who needs a boot to the face, just , you know, so you learn what it is like to be human.

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  49. Maja Black Maja Black says:

    A good hard one would clear herbrain

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  50. Jeff Holden Jeff Holden says:

    Jesus the posts you read on this page.

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