Get Off the Road, or Learn How to Drive
YOU, my fellow driver, (of the nice yellow Caliber) are embarrassing. Also dangerous, erratic, and ridiculously stupid. I get it, we all have somewhere to be, but your entire lack of consideration about mine and my family’s safety makes me sick.
Driving down 75 St, shortly after 8 pm, you can’t handle waiting in traffic so you decide to cut down the service road to try and beat us all. Well, traffic started moving again and we caught up, you proceeded (at the very last second) to whip out of the side road, cutting me off, and then responding to my horn by kindly flashing me the finger. I then watched you drive all the way down 75 St (headed north), across the Gretzky bridge, past Rexall, and over the hill. During this process you cut off 6 people and tailgated the **** out of 2 others. Then, we get in the left turning lane to get onto the Yellowhead, and you can’t even bother waiting for the light to change – you’re halfway through the intersection on a double red.
Ah finally, we are on the Yellowhead, just about to stop at a light, so after you decide to switch across three lanes (cutting two people off) , I decide to pull up next to you since you’ve been forced to stop. My passenger decides to take a picture of you, for the sake of showing the rest of our family later tonight that you looked as stupid as you drive. Well, that didn’t tickle your fancy – so when the light turned green you proceeded to change two lanes behind me, cut me off, and whip onto the 97 St turning lane, coming within inches of my bumper and then less than inches from hitting a beautiful woman on a motorbike. You then proceeded to slam on your brakes and give me double middle fingers while clearly yelling some sort of angry words.
Honestly, you are a tool bag. How many stories do you need to hear of vehicles killing people? Driving is a PRIVILEGE and driving safely is your RESPONSIBILITY. I can’t even count how many people’s safety you put at risk tonight. If you want to hurt yourself, by all means drive the car off a cliff. But stay off the roads where the rest of us are just trying to get home safe.