Just a laugh to brighten your day
When you are sad….ill get you drunk and help you plot revenge aga8nst the scum sucking b who made you sad
When you smile ….ill know you got laid.
When your scared…..ill rag on you every chance I get.
When your confused…..i use small words to explain it to your dumb little ads.
When you are sick……stay away I don’t want want you have.
This is my oath….
I pledge till the end.
Why you ask?…..because you are my friend.