To the waitress at Average Joes who is probably wondering why you got such a crappy tip, my bill was $13.80 and I gave you a $20. You said to me “do you want me to bring you your change?” YES actually, I do. And when you did finally bring it back to the table, after a 15 minute wait, you brought back 3 toonies. So, I had a loonie in my wallet and that is what I left you, less than 10 percent and certainly not the 40% you were hoping for when you asked if I wanted my change back. Had you not asked that stupid question your tip would have probably been 3 or 4 dollars.